SEEKINGRhythm Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, Keyboard, Piano.
Musicians wanted to enjoy working with a versatile vocalist performing and recording original songs which are comic, serious and entertaining and have been proven to work with audiences.
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So many, but this music is highly original
ELECTION TIME Johnny Dysfunctional
ELECTION TIME Johnny Dysfunctional
I CHOOSE SURVIVAL -Johnny Dysfunctional
I CHOOSE SURVIVAL -Johnny DysfunctionalThis song ‘I Choose Survival’ was completed shortly before the Covid-19 outbreak. In this case it expresses a person’s need for isolation. ‘I Got To Leave Before The Way You Love Me Kills Me’ It now seems strangely relevant to this present crisis when to meet or touch someone you love can literally kill you. The lyric also includes references to oxygen and intensive care.
AddictedA wake up call to a drug addict sinking into oblivion
FOOTBALL SUPERMAN -Johnny Dysfunctional
FOOTBALL SUPERMAN -Johnny DysfunctionalFootballers are high-earners but life-poor claims Johnny Dysfunctional. Here's a song from the perspective of the footballer. He's the new God for the new age, best role model for children but girls all kiss and tell and his agent is 'the thief from hell.' This footballer may earn £50,000 a week but he's plenty to grumble about while he goes about winning the league or cup.
I MUST BE DREAMING - Johnny Dysfunctional
I MUST BE DREAMING - Johnny DysfunctionalA love song
FANTASY GIRLJohnny Goes Ballad with Kevin Charge
FUTURE IS NOT HUMAN
FUTURE IS NOT HUMANActively futuristic
I Won't Give In (To Bullying)
I Won't Give In (To Bullying)Johnny Dysfunctional goes Dance EDM with Rik Conway
ELECTION TIMEYet another general election on its way and this is what the 'honest' politician will promise to win your vote ...
SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT
SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUTUp your performance or this isn't working for me ...
COSY LITTLE HOUSE
COSY LITTLE HOUSEShy bloke hunts for the perfect words to encourage his girl to live with him.
LOVE RAT BLUES Complete Version
LOVE RAT BLUES Complete VersionA bloke has to leave town sharpish when his dumped girlfriend just doesn't get mad she gets even ...
3 AM FALLEN STARS
3 AM FALLEN STARSThe early hours, it's 3 AM a time for wishing, hoping and longing
PEACE TALKS - Johnny Dysfunctional
PEACE TALKS - Johnny DysfunctionalNever too late to talk to heal wounds, to get rid of the baggage and move forward in peace
YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A MOBILE PHONE
YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A MOBILE PHONEZombies walking the street with headsets. Is the art of conversation dead or dying. Are you really 'Never Alone With A Mobile Phone.'?
LET'S ALL GROW FAT TOGETHER
LET'S ALL GROW FAT TOGETHERWe are told people cannot stop over eating. The Government collects massive tax returns from TV food advertising and spends relatively little issuing government health warnings and insisting that soon the fat will not be treated unless they eat healthily. Double standards ..
MEN OF LONDON DON'T CROSSDRESS
MEN OF LONDON DON'T CROSSDRESSA woman believes her man is borrowing or stealing clothes from her wardrobe so he can wear them and steal her personality. She now seeks escape to London where she insists men do not cross dress ....a song about the covering up of obsession.
I'M THE NEXT JAMES BROWN
I'M THE NEXT JAMES BROWNA singer finds true happiness singing with a funk band ...
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS OUT TO GET US
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS OUT TO GET USIgnore this warning at your peril ...artificial intelligence IS out to get us