SEEKINGRhythm Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, Keyboard, Piano.
Musicians wanted to enjoy working with a versatile vocalist performing and recording original songs which are comic, serious and entertaining and have been proven to work with audiences.
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- 44 years
So many, but this music is highly original
ELECTION TIME Johnny Dysfunctional
ELECTION TIME Johnny Dysfunctional
VIRUS UPDATE Johnny Dysfunctional
VIRUS UPDATE Johnny DysfunctionalWe won't go down, but if we go down we'll go down with the cleanest hands in history ....
PeopleA song of hope in these unsettled times
SAVE YOUR PLANET -Johnny Dysfunctional
SAVE YOUR PLANET -Johnny DysfunctionalScientists are predicting it is already too late to do something to save our planet. Are the activities of humans upon earth going to lead to another mass extinction on earth? Floods and flames, strange weather patterns suggest something is going badly wrong. So here are some instructions from aliens to humans from a passing UFO.
VIAGRAIT is no surprise to Johnny Dysfunctional that the number of prescriptions for erectile disfunction has double in a decade. It was 10 years ago that Johnny began singing his song 'Viagra' at gigs to encourage men to see their doctor to solve problems in the bedroom. The NHS now spends £22m a year buying Viagra. Johnny sings in the North where demand has been the greatest -so there you go, Enjoy the song that has uplifted the male population.
A MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS HIS CAR - - --JOHNNY DYSFUNCTIONAL
A MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS HIS CAR - - --JOHNNY DYSFUNCTIONALWhat friend can a man turn to in a crisis? What friendship lasts forever these days? The answer to this is: A Man's Best Friend is not a woman or a dog, but his car. Listen and discover why.
GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
RULE OF FEAR (BULLYING) -Johnny Dysfunctional
RULE OF FEAR (BULLYING) -Johnny DysfunctionalMusic against bullying. Words from a victim's perspective, someone who stands up to bullying.
LAMBORGHINI -Johnny Dysfunctional
LAMBORGHINI -Johnny DysfunctionalANY Johnny Dysfunctional follower will know that if a Lamborghini is involved in a road accident with another car – it involves the Maker…. And we’re not referring here to the maker’s of that ‘Best Car in the World’ the ace Lamborghini priced at up to £271,146 – but of that Maker who is the celestial being in the heavens. In Walsall, West Midlands UK this week a Rolls Royce was found to be vacant of its driver after its collision with a Lamborghini. Had the driver of the other vehicle fled the scene or was he – as happened to Johnny - spirited upwards immediately after the collision? A case of ‘Beam Me Up Scotty’”! All may become clearer as to the whereabouts of that missing Walsall driver had those searching for him listened to Johnny’s song ‘Lamborghini’ – available to listen to here. Johnny’s song tells how after his collision with an oncoming Lamborghini in Ontario he was spirited into the heavens to meet his Maker. And the Maker sent Johnny back from the heavens to earth to do good works –selling tickets to heaven. ‘Hell has more clientele,” he is informed. These days Johnny still sells those tickets to heaven as well as keeping an eye out on the road for a further oncoming Lamborghini ‘ ‘The good lord calling for him for the last time.’ Johnny’s story of his Lamborghini’ episode could well solve the police search in the West Midlands.
REVENGE PORN VICTIM - Johnny Dysfunctional
REVENGE PORN VICTIM - Johnny DysfunctionalJohnny Dysfunctional’s latest song is ‘Revenge Porn.’ He sings it from the perspective of the victim. The ever-growing crime of Revenge Porn rages almost unchecked. Victims have their lives destroyed and some are driven to isolation or suicide Ex partners post private pictures of the partner they swore they loved but now hate on the social networks. Then thousands of people, tens of thousands in some cases see the photographs or videos and this leads to lewd comments and the ruined lives. Sentences for revenge porn are rare and light.
WASH YOUR HANDS (BEAT THE VIRUS) -Johnny Dysfunctional
WASH YOUR HANDS (BEAT THE VIRUS) -Johnny DysfunctionalSong for the Covid 19 generation. No cure for the virus from its inception and the only advice at the start was to Wash Your Hands. Johnny got actors - thrown out of work by closure of theatres and other entertainment venues - to join him at the sink for some good, old fashioned scrubbing of hands! You can see the video on his site JohnnyDysfunctional.com
Shakespeare's Rap -Johnny Dysfunctional
Shakespeare's Rap -Johnny DysfunctionalWhat would Shakespeare say if he came back today? Wait no longer to find out. The Bard returns to vent his spleen and give the world a piece of his mind in 'Shakespeare's Rap' - with Johnny Dysfunctional acting as his conduit.
I CHOOSE SURVIVAL -Johnny Dysfunctional
I CHOOSE SURVIVAL -Johnny DysfunctionalThis song ‘I Choose Survival’ was completed shortly before the Covid-19 outbreak. In this case it expresses a person’s need for isolation. ‘I Got To Leave Before The Way You Love Me Kills Me’ It now seems strangely relevant to this present crisis when to meet or touch someone you love can literally kill you. The lyric also includes references to oxygen and intensive care.
AddictedA wake up call to a drug addict sinking into oblivion
FOOTBALL SUPERMAN -Johnny Dysfunctional
FOOTBALL SUPERMAN -Johnny DysfunctionalFootballers are high-earners but life-poor claims Johnny Dysfunctional. Here's a song from the perspective of the footballer. He's the new God for the new age, best role model for children but girls all kiss and tell and his agent is 'the thief from hell.' This footballer may earn £50,000 a week but he's plenty to grumble about while he goes about winning the league or cup.
I MUST BE DREAMING - Johnny Dysfunctional
I MUST BE DREAMING - Johnny DysfunctionalA love song
FANTASY GIRLJohnny Goes Ballad with Kevin Charge
FUTURE IS NOT HUMAN
FUTURE IS NOT HUMANActively futuristic
I Won't Give In (To Bullying)
I Won't Give In (To Bullying)Johnny Dysfunctional goes Dance EDM with Rik Conway
ELECTION TIMEYet another general election on its way and this is what the 'honest' politician will promise to win your vote ...
SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT
SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUTUp your performance or this isn't working for me ...
COSY LITTLE HOUSE
COSY LITTLE HOUSEShy bloke hunts for the perfect words to encourage his girl to live with him.
LOVE RAT BLUES Complete Version
LOVE RAT BLUES Complete VersionA bloke has to leave town sharpish when his dumped girlfriend just doesn't get mad she gets even ...
3 AM FALLEN STARS
3 AM FALLEN STARSThe early hours, it's 3 AM a time for wishing, hoping and longing
PEACE TALKS - Johnny Dysfunctional
PEACE TALKS - Johnny DysfunctionalNever too late to talk to heal wounds, to get rid of the baggage and move forward in peace
YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A MOBILE PHONE
YOU'RE NEVER ALONE WITH A MOBILE PHONEZombies walking the street with headsets. Is the art of conversation dead or dying. Are you really 'Never Alone With A Mobile Phone.'?
LET'S ALL GROW FAT TOGETHER
LET'S ALL GROW FAT TOGETHERWe are told people cannot stop over eating. The Government collects massive tax returns from TV food advertising and spends relatively little issuing government health warnings and insisting that soon the fat will not be treated unless they eat healthily. Double standards ..
MEN OF LONDON DON'T CROSSDRESS
MEN OF LONDON DON'T CROSSDRESSA woman believes her man is borrowing or stealing clothes from her wardrobe so he can wear them and steal her personality. She now seeks escape to London where she insists men do not cross dress ....a song about the covering up of obsession.
I'M THE NEXT JAMES BROWN
I'M THE NEXT JAMES BROWNA singer finds true happiness singing with a funk band ...
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS OUT TO GET US
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS OUT TO GET USIgnore this warning at your peril ...artificial intelligence IS out to get us