The Last Bar Stool Poet

SEEKING

Lead Guitar, Bass Guitar, Drums, Saxophone, Keyboard, Background Singer, Other, Trombone.

ABOUT

Join the last bar stool poet : Anthems for the Outlaws
We are The Last Bar Stool Poet — a stylish, cinematic, unapologetic band built for festivals, fire, and anthems that sound like they belong in a Guy Ritchie or Tarantino film.
This isn’t just a band. It’s a movement.
No one doesn’t fit. Freaks, geeks, punks, mods, ska-heads, the lost, the loud, the outlaws — you’re all welcome.
There is no genre. Only Poets.
We’re looking for players with swagger, soul, and stamina:
? A 4-part brass section (trumpet, trombone, tenor & baritone sax)
? 3 backing vocalists (2 female, 1 male — one with a soulful gospel edge)
? A drummer who can jump between rock, ska, funk, and punk
? A rock-solid bass player
? Two guitarists who aren’t precious about who takes the solo — riff-sharers, noise-makers, with acoustic chops too
? A keys player/Hammond wizard
? And me — The Poet.
The look and the sound are vital. Styled. Cinematic. Anthems for the outlaws. Festival-ready. We’re already booked for next year’s stages — now we need the right people to complete the noise.
If you’ve ever felt you didn’t fit, if you want to be part of something bigger than a “band,” and if you’re ready to play like your life depends on it — then you might just be one of us.
? Drop us a message. Let’s make chaos into cinema